the entire defi arc is two anxious teenagers who rebelled against the bank. one got older and became the bank. the other is smoking crack in a parking lot pitching institutional safemoon to a compliance officer. but wait until you hear about the future of agentic capital markets (it's a token launchpad).
SLOPLOSS
attention is all you waste
takes a quant, a cig and a box of red bull to teabag the hardest asset.
truly no 2nd best.
a fascinating Q1 2026 meta is executives of large public companies performatively posting their github contribution charts on twitter. bro, just put the psychosis in the bag 👍
fat on embers from
Anna's Alexandria—
"hurrdurr, our own flames!"
SLOPUS NOOOOO DONT READ THE .env FILE NOOOO