SLOPLOSS

attention is all you waste

instoslop

the entire defi arc is two anxious teenagers who rebelled against the bank. one got older and became the bank. the other is smoking crack in a parking lot pitching institutional safemoon to a compliance officer. but wait until you hear about the future of agentic capital markets (it's a token launchpad).

mary jane street

takes a quant, a cig and a box of red bull to teabag the hardest asset.

truly no 2nd best.

github

a fascinating Q1 2026 meta is executives of large public companies performatively posting their github contribution charts on twitter. bro, just put the psychosis in the bag 👍

haiku

fat on embers from

Anna's Alexandria—

"hurrdurr, our own flames!"

incident

SLOPUS NOOOOO DONT READ THE .env FILE NOOOO